What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:31

-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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